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Night guard at the apple store (Taken with instagram)

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SAN FRANCISCO (UPI) — A San Francisco man’s lawsuit against BMW alleges he has had an erection for two years as a result of riding on a motorcycle made by the company.

Henry Wolf, who named BMW North America and Corbin-Pacific Inc. last week as the defendants in his San Francisco Superior Court lawsuit, alleges the “rigid seat” of his 1993 BMW motorcycle caused him to suffer a priapism — a long-lasting erection — May 1, 2010, and he has been suffering from the condition ever since, the San Francisco Chronicle reported Tuesday.

3 weeks ago

So we’re at a party where people dressed as pirates fire antique muskets and pistols. How’s your saturday night? (Taken with Instagram at Sands Point Preserve Beachfront)

1 month ago

i learned something today

during a beers and burgers lunch i’ve been introduced to the wonders of photo-mooning.

and here’s how you do it. bend your finger like that and voilá, you can now ass-frame any photo.

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Fuck da police (Taken with instagram)

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God bless you, Mr Rosewater (Taken with instagram)

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the best thing about censorship is cå nu intzelege cand ii bagi pula-n gurå

the other day, i remembered to finally print out one of my favorite internet memes and stick it to the wall. this is the one. this doomed optimistic helplessness just makes me happy.

so today, i was just chillin, when the HR Queen walks in, with a smile as big as a slice of a Bulgarian watermelon. she goes like

:D “hiiiii miiiihnea :D. it has :D been brought :D to my attention :D that you keep :D up offensive :D words. we cannot :D have those in :D here. :D ok? :D? i’ve already forgotten about it. :D be good now. :D”

this is what she said. and this is what she did.